Thursday, March 3, 2011
Creative Challenge: Post 9
Creative Challenge: Post 8
The first one had been hilarious, to be sure. She had hidden in the cubicles till after everyone else had gone home, then planted piles of, well...She was a dirtier girl than you might have expected, and the boss was none too please about having to get his carpet steam cleaned the next day. Nobody had expected her as the culprit; she confided to Rick secretly one day, bent over in his cubicle. Her little pink mouth had been so close to his ear, he had to stop himself from shivering and imagining what those lips might feel like on his, well…
He was a dirtier guy than you might have expected, too.
Some of the jokes were a little less than funny, though. She had planted a very convincing prosthetic of a bloody severed limb (head, foot, hand, etc) into everyone’s filing cabinets. Most thought it was a laugh, but Judy had freaked at hers, having come in late and missed the big joke. She fainted, knocked her head on her desk, and had to get seven stitches. After that, the company executive had sent out letters detailing that anyone found setting up, or having initiated, a joke in this manner would be suspended at the very least.
So the jokes were tamer after that. Desktops changed to immediately frightening images that turned out to be cheesy on further inspections, people’s memos switched around, things like that. A few more warnings got sent out, but no more serious threats. Rick thought these were cute, and she probably only did it because she was exceptionally smart and very bored; he could sympathize. But getting his memos tucked into other people’s boxes so he got things handed in late got irritating after a while. His solution was to flirt her into submission, take her home, have a great time, and then politely ask her to stop fucking with him.
But not literally. That part was okay.
So, one day, at the proverbial water cooler in their office (they had celebrated the purchase of an expresso machine), when no one else was around, he swooped in.
“Hey, Carol?”
“Hm?” she asked, smiling innocently. That’s one thing he loved about her; that cutesy, innocent smile that convinced you she could have done absolutely no wrong.
“I was wondering…” he leaned in closer, lightly touching her arm. “What would you say to you an I skippin’ out of this joint at 5 and gettin’ dinner together?”
“Like, on a date?” she asked, giggling. He returned her giggle with a chuckle of his own.
“Yeah, yeah, like a date,” he said. She turned to him, and, rather unexpectedly, started brushing her fingertips down his arms, so gentle it almost tickled. He glanced around; no one was paying any attention to them.
“I think I’d like that,” she said, caressing him. He felt giddy as her hands ran down the back of his neck, under his ponytail, down his…
Ponytail. Suddenly his head felt a lot lighter, and he was fairly certain it had nothing to do with his giddiness.
“But not looking like that of course,” she said, giggling, and withdrawing her hand to show a thick wad, several inches long, of his beautiful, shiny brown hair.
His mouth fell open. Now people were looking, and laughing. He felt his face redden as she leaned in; he wasn’t sure if it was with embarrassment or anger.
“Keep off, player, or next time I’ll cut off something that won’t grow back.”
She giggled venomously, and left him standing there. Carol did love playing practical jokes.
Creative Challenge: Post 7
Or a lizard, she supposed. The rumor of his animal hybridity was something she hadn’t really believed in, and yet somehow, despite it being unimaginably true, that also turned out to be a disappointment. She had expected great wings, or fangs that went to his chin, or for his body to be completely covered in scales or hair. Instead, he looked like had jaundice, with yellow eyes and paler skin than she would have expected on someone from south of Mexico. His tail was kind of impressive, a big, snaky scaly thing coming out of his ass, but looked more like a hinderance than anything helpful.
“So?” he repeated. She shook her head to clear it, and put on her most convincing fake smile.
“So, Mr, uh…”
“Sal. Just Sal,” he said, lighting a cigarette. She coughed politely to try and get him to put it out (she never much liked smoke), but he just looked at her and puffed it anyway. Frowning, she shuffled her papers and glanced at them again.
“Well, Sal…” she paused. “I’m sorry, but you really don’t look like you-”
She felt the bullet race past her ear and hit the brick behind her. The little click and puff sound that had accompanied its exit from the barrel had been barely audible over the traffic of the street behind them. She felt herself utter a little involuntary scream and drop her papers; she hadn’t even seen him draw the weapon.
She watched as he fitted the cigarette lightly between his teeth and pick up the papers; the gun was gone again, holstered inside his long jacket. He rifled through them, raising his hand to his mouth to draw the toxic stick away, exhale, and replace it.
“Five million,” he said quietly. She blinked. “And I want a private plane, hotel room booked and paid for, and hooker money.”
“Sal, you can’t possib-”
“I do,” he said, thrusting the papers back into her arms; she quaked. “I do possibly mean it. I want five million dollars, a couple of good French whores, and I’ll get your double-trouble pair tagged out two days after I land. I want a return plane exactly eighteen hours I land the shots. You can feel free to bug me, GPS me, put cameras in my room, whatever to make sure I’m on track, but no surveillance.” He exhaled smoke again; she coughed.
“Nothing upfront?”
“Just the whores. I trust you.” He cocked an evil smile, and she noticed the shift in him: his leaned musculature that she had taken for lankiness, his hardened face, the yellow eyes that only held control, and bemusement.
They had planned to have him killed in an ‘accident’ after the assassination to keep him quiet. Clearly, this was impossible, and unnecessary; he had no interest in secrets. Just killing, and his money.
Creative Challenge: Post 6
Creative Challenge: Post 5
The old woman looked at him and smiled. The disease had not been kind to her; her features were thing and pale, but still she smiled at the little boy who stood by her bedside, one frail hand stroking his thin teal hair. He sniffed, but did not look away from his aged grandmother on her deathbed. In the corner, his older brother Grey sat quietly watching the scene, a ghostly chaperone that tried to remain as removed from the situation as possible.
“Sorranaya,” she whispered; death was on her breath, and the little boy tried not to flinch from the smell. The disease had hurt her on the inside, Grey had explained. The woman’s smiling mouth parted again; half her teeth were missing, and her tongue slid around like a grayish-pink slug, slow and wet in the dark pink of her mouth. “Are you afraid?”
“Yes, Granny,” the little boy answered. He heard Grey shift uncomfortably behind him. “Yes, I am.”
“But not of poor old me?” she asked, hopefully. He shook his head, and then laid on the bed next to her, where she continued to stroke his hair gently.
“That’s right, I didn’t think so,” she chortled. The sound rattled in her lungs, and she sucked in a breath that might have been wind rustling through reeds. It almost tickled the ears. “Have you been keeping up with your studies? Do you have any more pictures to show me?”
“Yes, Granny,” said the boy, and he turned to fetch the drawing he’d made for her. Once retrieved from his bag, he turned back and handed it to her. Grey leaned in curiously to get a better look, but it was too far to see clearly.
“It’s a map of the land of the Ritophs,” he said, barely audibly, in her ear. She smiled affectionately, her chest rising and falling less and less distinguishably. He pressed on, “Where all great elementals go once their free of their bodies, and their energy is released back to the centre of Terrassia. Checkers told me.” He promised me, he thought.
The map was pretty, full of color like all children’s drawings, but it was also organized, ordered. Green hills ran through valleys and forests where happy wisps flew, and the elemental gods, represented so crudely and idealized, appeared all over the picture. Granny was in the centre, a wisp with long flowing white hair, and was playing with the boy’s favorite goddess, Arania of the skies.
“I think I’ll do just that,” she said, pointing at herself. “That looks rather nice, and not so hard to breathe in, being made of air. Do you think Arania is a nice lady?”
“The very nicest,” he said, smiling earnestly at her. “You two will be great friends.”
She leaned forward and kissed his forehead, then looked over his shoulder to nod at his brother. He heard Gray rise, and felt fingers on his shoulders gently prying him away. He lead him to the door, and he was no longer afraid for his grandmother, but happy instead.
“I’ll send you a breeze,” she chuckled. Then the door closed behind them, and Grey lead him home.
That was the last he heard from her in words, but two nights later, after she had finally passed, and he sat at the top of a tree in the courtyard, the little boy felt a tickling breeze stroke his hair as she had, and he smiled.